PSoC met von Neumann, slapped his Mama
Category: Dave Van Ess
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 16:29I have really enjoyed the answers for the how tough is PSoC contest. but I think you can do better. Dig down into that twisted evil region of your mind and find inspiration. I will accept entries up to and including this next Sunday.
Then I will award the prizes.
I have included a new prize. It is a "I would rather see my sister use crack than a brother use PIC". Its got a cool picture of a biker on it. I only have limited sizes.
Wednesday, September 3 at 00:09 (GMT -8:00)
PSoC is so tough it takes at least three very soft guys to present the PIC and make it look tough
Wednesday, September 3 at 14:18 (GMT -8:00)
PSoC is SOOOO tough it can end the universe with the SSC command (be afraid, be VERY afraid).
Wednesday, September 3 at 14:23 (GMT -8:00)
This is so much fun...
PSoC caused the 'big bang'. (Thanks PSoC)
PSoC karate chopped digital silicon and made it like more than two voltage levels - analog was born.
PSoC made the 'Care Bear Stare'. (Shame on you PSoC)
:-)
Wednesday, September 3 at 14:24 (GMT -8:00)
On the 7th day while god rested, PSoC was still hard at work...
Thursday, September 4 at 16:33 (GMT -8:00)
PSoC wasn't born - it was hatched.
PSoC laughs at the laws of physics.
I'll give up now. :-)
Paul.
Thursday, September 4 at 16:43 (GMT -8:00)
Sorry, couldn't resist one more:
PSoC is one with the silicon.
;-)
Thursday, September 4 at 20:11 (GMT -8:00)
PSOC thinks very little of your pathetic contest.
I would rather vote for Bush again, than trade in my PSOC for PIC.
Friday, September 5 at 01:01 (GMT -8:00)
My wife was not so tough to fight PSoC so she left me.
I heard later that she found some looser called PIC.
Friday, September 5 at 05:12 (GMT -8:00)
PSoC's so tough, it made the infamous Dave V.E. restart the competition because the last ones were so damned pathetic!
The PSoC's so tough, it doesn't need no stinking competition to prove it.
PSoC's so tough, it made 12 programmers, 2 managers and a hardware engineer commit Seppuku because they almost released a buggy product.
PSoC's so tough, viruses refuse to go near it.
PSoC's so tough, the only thing it fears is itself.
Friday, September 5 at 12:07 (GMT -8:00)
Parson Sherlock of Chicago: gnarly beard, one pierced ear, biceps to spare, rides his Harley with a vengeance. His pipsqueak sidekick on the Chinese scooter, PaddIC, never has any gas money or tissues for his sniveling nose. One day while cruising, both Parson and PaddIC get run over by a semi. PaddIC is sent to intensive care and is left permanently in a vegetative state, but Parson gets up and wails on the truck driver. Parson is a tough brother as is my microcontroller. Both have the initials of PSoC.
Friday, September 5 at 12:14 (GMT -8:00)
PSoC is so tough, upon learning of it, Rocky retired.
PSoC is so tough, our biggest fear is now "PSoC shrugged"
PSoC is so tough, It doesn't worry about what it says to anyone.
PSoC is so tough, Doesn't care if you C it's ass'y.
PSoC is so tough, You can't dream up an App so big that it can't lift it.
Saturday, September 6 at 01:26 (GMT -8:00)
PSoC is so tough it has given a new meaning to the word "tough" - it is someone who can stand to a PSoC
The only thing in the whole world which makes the PSoC not so tough is properly working PIC - it only makes it laugh and cry at the same time
Saturday, September 6 at 01:52 (GMT -8:00)
PSoC is so tough, it simulates Pics before breakfast and Atmel's before for lunch, then it eats Cray's for dinner.
Sunday, September 7 at 08:46 (GMT -8:00)
PSoC is so tough,
Even when I am trying to escape PSoC from my work, I use the PSoC powered coffee maker to get my coffee. I get my fresh air with the LG Whisen Air Cleaner and call my wife with LG Cyon mobile. Tell her PSoC is very tough and that I be home after I finished adding my entry on 'Dave van Ess' guestbook, on the Lenovo WirelessUSB keyboard. Finally finished, I am driving back home and my car sudden stalls, my engine management system broke because there isn't a PSoC in it. So take my Merian Scout navigator, put on my Adidas Intelligent Shoes and decide to walk my way to home. On the way home some people are playing with their remote heli's and I take several pictures with my Pentax Optia A10 digital camera. Back home, my wife is watching a hockey competition on tv connected to the Calypso CSD-500. She says: thank god you're back home, finally redeemed from your work and the PSoC. While watching the hockey players on there nice blades I keep silent...
So tough is PSoC.
:-) Rolf
Sunday, September 14 at 20:21 (GMT -8:00)
Someone claimed that the other processor was the next best thing since bread and butter and the tough PSoC merely said "Dont fart against the thunder"
PS: It has been several days and that person has not recovered yet ! :)
Raj
Monday, September 15 at 10:48 (GMT -8:00)
My PSoC is so tough, it does not need lipstick.
Corollary:
You can put lipstick on a PIC but it it will still be a PIC, never a PSoC.
My PSoC is so tough, it approves this message.
- B